The Boss’s Advice Worked… Almost Too Well!
A worker calls his boss:
“Boss, boss… I can’t come to work today. My legs hurt, my arms, my head… everything hurts!”
The boss replies:
“When I have something like that, I always do the following: I ask my wife to cheer me up a little… Why don’t you try that too and call me again in two hours.”
Two hours later the phone rings again.
“Boss, boss… it worked! No more pain in my legs, no more headaches… I’m coming to work now!”
The boss replies proudly:
“There you go! So you followed my advice?”
“Yes, boss,” said the worker.
“By the way… you really do have a damn nice house!”
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A married couple is celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
They are sitting at a romantic dinner when he looks at her tenderly and says: “Honey, we’ve been together for half a century now. In all these years, there have never been any secrets between us. But there’s one thing I just can’t get out of my head…”
She smiles gently: “What is it, my dearest?”
He asks: “Our eighth child, Michael. He looks completely different from his seven older siblings. He has red hair, is two heads taller, and has completely different features. Please be honest with me… does he have a different father?”
The wife lowers her gaze in shame, bursts into tears and confesses: “Yes, I’m so sorry… Yes, he has another father.”
The man swallowed hard, close to tears, but tried to remain brave: “Well… after all these years, I forgive you. But tell me: Who is it?”
She sobs: “You.”
