A woman came home one afternoon and froze.
Standing in her living room was a burglar, calmly stuffing her valuables into a bag.
Without thinking, she shouted at the top of her lungs:
“STOP! Acts 2:38!”
To her amazement…
The burglar instantly dropped everything, raised his hands, and stood perfectly still.
Not wanting to question her good luck, she quickly called the police.
Within minutes, officers arrived and arrested the man without any resistance.
As they led him to the patrol car, one puzzled officer asked,
“I don’t get it…”
“Why did you freeze? She didn’t threaten you.”
“She just shouted a Bible verse.”
The burglar looked confused.
“A Bible verse?!”
He shook his head.
“That’s not what I heard.”
The officer raised an eyebrow.
“What did you think she said?”
The burglar sighed.
“I thought she yelled…”
“‘I’ve got an AXE… and TWO .38s!'” 😂🤣
