A burglar quietly slipped into a house late one night.
The place was completely dark.
As he crept through the living room, a calm little voice whispered,
“Jesus is watching you…”
He froze.
His heart started pounding.
Thinking he’d imagined it, he switched off his flashlight and stood perfectly still.
A few seconds later…
“Jesus is watching you…”
Now genuinely spooked, he flicked the flashlight back on and searched the room.
That’s when he spotted…
A parrot sitting calmly inside a cage.
The burglar let out a huge sigh of relief.
“So… you’re the one talking?”
“Yep,” the parrot replied.
The burglar chuckled.
“What’s your name?”
“Moses.”
He laughed even harder.
“Moses? Who in the world names a parrot Moses?”
The bird tilted its head and answered,
“The same people…”
“…who named their Rottweiler ‘Jesus.'” 🐶😂
Let’s just say…
The burglar suddenly lost all interest in stealing anything.
