A woman gave birth to twins but immediately slipped into a deep, weeks-long sleep due to complications. When she finally opened her eyes, she frantically asked the doctor about her babies.
“They are perfectly healthy,” the doctor smiled. “You have a beautiful boy and a girl. However, since you were asleep and your husband had to go back to work, your brother had to sign the birth certificates and name them.”
The woman panicked. Her brother was a nice guy, but he definitely wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. “Oh no,” she groaned. “What on earth did he name the girl?”
“He named her Denise,” the doctor replied.
The woman sighed with immense relief. “Wow, that’s actually very sweet and normal! What about my baby boy?”
The doctor smiled warmly and replied, “Denephew.”
