A doctor was lecturing a large audience about the hidden dangers of the modern diet.
“Red meat is pumped with steroids, soda corrodes your stomach lining, and trans fats are a ticking time bomb,” he warned passionately. “But there is one specific item that causes far more agonizing grief and long-term suffering than anything else. Can anyone here tell me what food item that is?”
A heavy silence fell over the room. Finally, a 70-year-old man at the back slowly raised his hand and sighed:
“That’d have to be Wedding Cake!”
