An elderly man feeling a bit lonely decided to head down to the local pet shop to find a companion. He wandered the aisles but found nothing interesting—until he stumbled upon a barrel containing a single, rather ugly frog.
To his absolute shock, the frog looked right up at him, winked, and whispered in a sultry feminine voice, “I’m lonely too. Buy me, and you won’t regret it.”
Amused and figuring he had nothing to lose, the old man bought the frog and headed out to his car.
As he was driving down the highway, the frog looked up from the passenger seat and whispered sexily, “Kiss me, handsome. You won’t be sorry.”
Shrugging his shoulders, the old man leaned over and gave the frog a kiss. Instantly, the car filled with a magical mist, and the ugly amphibian transformed into a breathtakingly beautiful young princess.
Overjoyed, the stunning princess immediately leaned over and kissed him back. And do you know what the old man turned into?
The very first motel he could find. Hey, he’s old, not dead!
