The Nun’s Very Famous Donkey 😂
A nun bought a donkey and decided to enter it in a local horse race.
To everyone’s surprise, the donkey was unbelievably fast… and actually won.
The next morning, the local newspaper headline read:
*“Local Nun Has Winning *ss.”*
The nun was thrilled, so she entered the donkey in another race.
Once again, it won easily.
The following day’s headline read:
*“Nun Has Best *ss in Town.”*
The priest was less amused by the publicity, but the prize money was doing wonders for the church finances, so he tried to ignore it.
Then the donkey went on to win a regional championship.
The paper proudly printed:
*“Nun Shows Entire County Her *ss.”*
At this point, the priest had had enough.
He told the nun the donkey had to go immediately.
Reluctantly, she put up an ad to sell it.
The next day’s headline:
*“Nun Offers Her *ss for £50.”*
The priest nearly had a heart attack and begged her to get rid of it as fast as possible.
So she changed the ad and offered the donkey free to a loving home.
The paper responded with:
*“Nun Desperate for Someone to Own Her *ss.”*
Finally, the bishop stepped in and offered to take the donkey himself.
The next morning’s headline read:
*“Bishop Loves Nun’s *ss.”*
The priest fainted on the spot.
