A husband sent a late-night text to his wife:
“Thank you for making my life so wonderful. Whatever I am today is because of you. You are my angel, and you make my life worth living. You are truly great.”
A few minutes later, his wife replied:
“Are you finished drinking? Stop texting, keep your mouth shut, and come home. Don’t worry, I won’t yell at you. Just get back here fast.”
The husband quickly texted back:
“Thank you. I’m actually standing outside. Please open the door!!!”
