A 96-year-old man slowly shuffled into a pharmacy, leaning on his cane.
He walked up to the counter, smiled politely, and said, “Son, I’d like to buy six Viagra tablets… but could you cut each one into four pieces for me?”
The pharmacist looked surprised.
“Of course I can, sir… but you know a quarter of a pill isn’t enough to give you a full erection.”
The old gentleman laughed and waved his hand.
“Oh, I know that.”
The pharmacist frowned. “Then why do you want them cut into quarters?”
The old man leaned in with a grin and said,
“At my age, I don’t need an erection anymore.”
He paused just long enough for the pharmacist to look even more confused.
“I just need it sticking out far enough…”
“…so I can stop peeing on my slippers!”
The pharmacist burst out laughing, and soon the entire pharmacy was trying not to do the same.
