The Three Sacks in the Corner… Something Didn’t Add Up! 😂
One afternoon, a woman was secretly entertaining three lovers while her husband was away.
Suddenly, she heard the front door open.
“My husband!” she whispered.
Thinking fast, she shoved each man into a large burlap sack sitting in the corner of the room.
Seconds later, her husband walked in.
He glanced at the three sacks and frowned.
“What’s all this?”
“My cousins stopped by earlier,” she replied with a nervous smile. “They left us some food from the farm.”
“Hmm…”
Curious, the husband walked over to the first sack and gave it a firm kick.
“Baaa!”
He nodded.
“Nice. Fresh lamb.”
Then he kicked the second sack.
“Oink! Oink!”
He smiled.
“Even better… pork.”
Finally, he walked over to the third sack.
He kicked it once.
Nothing.
He kicked it again.
Still nothing.
Now suspicious, he gave it an even harder kick.
Silence.
He stepped back…
Then delivered one enormous boot that nearly sent the sack rolling across the room.
From inside came an angry voice:
“D*de, are you f*cking st*pid? I’m a sack of potatoes.”
