Wife Honey can u please help me cleaning de garden?
Husband-Do i look like a gardener?
Wife-Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door.
Husband-Do i look like a carpenter?… then de husband walks out.
After coming from where he went, he found de garden clean and de door fixed
Husband I knew my wife u can do this all by yourself,
Wife Its not Me
Husband Who then?
Wife-John Our neighbour,
Husband How much did u paid him?
Wife No money, he just gave 2 options, bread or s*x
Husband Hope u gave him bread Wife Do i look like baker? No..
